Once upon a time
I was pounced upon by a hungry jackals
Her name was Jaraku
She pounced the hell out of me and proceded to tickle me crazy

I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS

Jaraku tickled the hell out of me
I yelled and shouted for her to stop
She did not stop
I told her I would call the police on her

I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS

Jaraku is the nicest jackal there ever is
She rocks it to Russia
She can really whup a horse's ass
She is so righteous in the Holy Ghost

I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS
I WAS ATTACKED BY JACKALS

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago

Burger King, have it your way.